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It's Thanksgiving and I should be sleeping in, but I can't.
I've been laying awake in my bed for the last 2 hours feeling horrible and thinking to myself "i'll be really thankful this year if my husband doesn't wake up with a black eye."
I somehow turned over in my sleep early this morning and elbowed him REALLY hard right in his eye. I could tell it hurt really bad, and Steve could tell that I felt really really bad so he tried to downplay the pain.
I feel so bad that I can't even fall back to sleep.
I'm really hoping he doesn't wake up with a shiner.
To make things worse, an old friend of mine from Montana is getting married this weekend in Kansas City so we're driving over there tomorrow for the wedding and I will feel SO horrible if I have to introduce Steve to all these old friends of mine that I haven't seen in a good 10 years or so and say, "this is my husband, he has a black eye because I did this to him." Great! I went from Jenny the upbeat, easy going girl to Jenny the husband abuser all in a matter of minutes.
Anyway.....so Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I think I'm feeling a little more remorseful than thankful this morning. I am thankful that I have such a nice husband that tries to make me feel better about the fact that I beat on him while he's sleeping.
I've been laying awake in my bed for the last 2 hours feeling horrible and thinking to myself "i'll be really thankful this year if my husband doesn't wake up with a black eye."
I somehow turned over in my sleep early this morning and elbowed him REALLY hard right in his eye. I could tell it hurt really bad, and Steve could tell that I felt really really bad so he tried to downplay the pain.
I feel so bad that I can't even fall back to sleep.
I'm really hoping he doesn't wake up with a shiner.
To make things worse, an old friend of mine from Montana is getting married this weekend in Kansas City so we're driving over there tomorrow for the wedding and I will feel SO horrible if I have to introduce Steve to all these old friends of mine that I haven't seen in a good 10 years or so and say, "this is my husband, he has a black eye because I did this to him." Great! I went from Jenny the upbeat, easy going girl to Jenny the husband abuser all in a matter of minutes.
Anyway.....so Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I think I'm feeling a little more remorseful than thankful this morning. I am thankful that I have such a nice husband that tries to make me feel better about the fact that I beat on him while he's sleeping.
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jrod you are so funny!
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